If only I could always be just as I am right now

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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain: lacigreen: likesboyswholikeboys: you can preach about slut-shaming all...

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain: lacigreen: likesboyswholikeboys: you can preach about slut-shaming all...:

lacigreen:

likesboyswholikeboys:

you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can't deny there's something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave…

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carogetsfit: wat.

carogetsfit:

wat.

teratocybernetics: thesaddestbitchinallofspectrum: is this why...

teratocybernetics:

thesaddestbitchinallofspectrum:

is this why im no t getting the dates

Like I was saying to JD yesterday; sometimes I am tempted to make a fake OKC account just to be an enormous asshole to idiots like this one. I just don't know if I am funny enough for it to be worth it.

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how-to-adult: 99% of my motivation for getting better at...

yo my butt looks betta then eva & if you disagree we're not friends

how-to-adult:

99% of my motivation for getting better at chinstands is the fact that they look really really really really funny

no matter what

like one day I will dive through the floor but until then have some photographs in which I've awkwardly deposited my entire body on top of my face

yoga

(okay also they're supposed to be good for your thyroid and they definitely open my elbows up)

dev/random: il-tenore-regina: wordstomeawhisper: madlori: iseefearinyoureyeshuman:...

dev/random: il-tenore-regina: wordstomeawhisper: madlori: iseefearinyoureyeshuman:...:

il-tenore-regina:

wordstomeawhisper:

madlori:

iseefearinyoureyeshuman:

classyvest:

okay but can you imagine vulcan fangirls

'this show makes me emotionally compromised'

'your hypothesized romantic relationship between those two characters is illogical'

'i seem to…

rosalarian: The Facets of Rosalarian I got an article written...

rosalarian:

The Facets of Rosalarian

I got an article written about me in my hometown. You don't even know how big of a deal this is for me. Despite having a lot of success on the internet, locally I'm only just starting to get attention. People recognize me more for being a cheesemonger than an artist. So this is really cool and also I talk a lot about art and answer questions nobody ever asks me.

gothiccharmschool: I think today needs an adorable baby bat...

gothiccharmschool:

I think today needs an adorable baby bat wiggling its ears at us. Yes. 

rosalarian: joyceoates: Burlesque Leggings by...

rosalarian:

joyceoates:

Burlesque Leggings by CarouselInk.etsy.com. Available in S, M, L, and XL.

Oops, I just bought some of these and also a mermaid top oops oops oops clumsy me.

rosalarian: florenceofalabia: Shoot, I was gonna post the...

rosalarian:

florenceofalabia:

Shoot, I was gonna post the trailer for our burlesque documentary, but it would not let itself be embedded so here is a link instead to our awesome trailer and for good measure, here is another video with a full song and you can download this documentary right here for $10. It really is entertaining, and buying it gets you that much closer to more risque pictures of the cast. ;) Oh, but it is probably NSFW.

Hey look, it's a documentary about the burlesque troupe I'm in.

I like the lady who's in this troupe so you should ch-ch-check it out.

wolvensnothere: louddetective: wolvensnothere: letonator: sit...

wolvensnothere:

louddetective:

wolvensnothere:

letonator:

sits-on-you:

joebluefox:

twotibsawhisker:

bricuhbrac:

dirrtyflowerchild:

a-solid-soul:

i wish everyone in the us would read this & realize the implications

why why why ugh I wish more people cared 

meat is hungry

eat more meat

Burgers for life.

The people on those 'Real Housewives' shows, the many sweet 16 shows, Jersey Shore, the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo all need to be fed and watered every day too but I don't see those people on infographics~

Meat is far, far too delicious for me to care about the above facts.

And thus why we need to take our cloning and 3d printing technologies and START PRINTING FOOD FOR EVERYONE. Jesus. This equation really isn't hard.

Or people could just GIVE EVEN THE TINIEST SHIT AND EAT THE PLANT-BASED FOOD THAT IS ALREADY AVAILABLE THAT DOESN'T DESPOIL THE GOD-DAMN EARTH AND DRIVE BILLIONS INTO HUNGER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

NOT TO MENTION THE UNENDING MURDER OF EVERY VARIETY OF ANIMAL UNDER THE SUN TO FEED YOUR APATHETIC, HUBRISTIC FAT ASSES

THE ONLY ANIMALS THAT SHOULD BE KILLED FOR FOOD ARE HUMANS WHO THINK MEAT IS TOO TASTY TO STOP EATING

Dakota's right about the availability of plant-based food, but with the current rate of population growth, even that is only a very good stop-gap. I want a world where we can feed all 7+billion of us with no presently-living thing having to die. And we have that technology. Or at least, the beginnings of it. I want a push to realise it.

But, dreams to the contrary, I'm no biotechnologist. :\

I enjoy meat so by no means listen to what I have to say if it makes you happy.  However, I eat meat but I can eat less meat.  If I can eat less meat so can you.  Eating less meat and more plants would also help reduce all that.

vectorbelly: Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based...

i… found your tumblr, son. welcome to the force here's your gun/badge your first case is "who's grounded" it's you turn in your bagde & gun


is there anybody out there [static] i repeat [static] can eat too much pizza [screaming and crying] we were wrong [static] pizza [static]


oh, great, i fell into a sarchasm. noo, i'm just FINE, and my bones aren't broken at ALL, having SUCH a good time down here


No! I just got bit by a Dad. I feel the transformation starting *goes to Home Depot & buys materials to build a deck* I'M GONNA BUILD A DECK


if your literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my obsession with pointing out doors to people, well, there's the door


"carlos did u put youre shoes on the right feets today" YES DAD LEFT AND RIGHT "on YOUr feet son?" ..DAD THIS IS THE WRONGEST I EVER GOT IT


HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS Ｔｈｅ Ｃｏｌｏｓｓａｌ Ｐｉｌｌａｒ ｏｆ Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS


"I'm the only cop on the force who can play the bassoon dammit" "Not anymore" New cop in sunglasses walks in, just killing it on the bassoon


1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you


"Someone's been sleeping in my bed!" said mommy bear. "Who hasn't" muttered daddy bear. "What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"

vectorbelly:

Twitter: The Comic is a collection of comics based on the greatest tweets of our generation. The source material is used verbatim, typos and all. Despite the seemingly random nature of the tweets, the comic has reoccurring characters and story arcs that aren't fully understood unless experienced through a single reading. With explicit permission from the writers of each comic, Twitter: The Comic could be a pretty rad book.

strixus: Vikings: Civilized Badassery.

strixus:

Vikings: Civilized Badassery.

seedatart: You don't have enough badges to hit me!

seedatart:

You don't have enough badges to hit me!

sunfell: Buzz Aldrin and Thomas Dolby Perform "She Blinded Me...

sunfell:

Buzz Aldrin and Thomas Dolby Perform "She Blinded Me With Science" (by SmithsonianMagazine)

My plugs are boss. #blackheartorganics

My plugs are boss. #blackheartorganics

assassin-dovah-bullet: buttless-butler: Joker from DC...

assassin-dovah-bullet:

buttless-butler:

Joker from DC Comics

By Anthony Misiano

A.K.A Harley's Joker, he's seemingly the most well-known Joker Cosplayer in the world. Not much is needed to be said. He simply puts smiles on our faces.

Dapper motherfucker.